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 1/19/2011 10:43 PM
 
got this today thought it was so cute so hopefully you all will get a chuckle out of it
sheila

God Bless You.

How the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are


Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT

is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .

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Have a nice day!

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 1/20/2011 10:04 AM
 

I agree....

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 1/20/2011 8:57 PM
 

And if you stumble into a pond at a mall while texting----- you get angry and sue the maill!!

I think it's about time people cowgirl up and become responsible for their own actions!!

PS: Is it just me--- but cannot see photos in this thread and I know we were all looking forward to seeing some wrinkled old butt!!


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 1/21/2011 10:05 PM
 

joella the pictures are there or atleast I see them

sheila

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 1/22/2011 9:51 AM
 

Cowgirl up as Joella said. I saw this online and would add

We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.” ~ President Reagan

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