(AKA "LOOSE YOUR GUILT ISSUES")

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 lbs. of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.

The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization for Chocoholics Anonymous?

A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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A Friend is one who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love, and encourages you with hope. Liz

GOOD post! Loved the chocolate eating excuses! Grin.

Funny, but just today, I read on WebMD.com today that DARK chocolate is really good for you. It lowers your Blood Pressure and has antioxidants in it, and said to eat it for your heart.... BUT, if you do....you must eat less calories in something else.

I surely thought of my chocoholic friends when I read that!!! Grin..

So---- there's two postings of the benefits of chocolate! Eat hardy!!!

Happy RVing!

Joella

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