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 9/11/2009 2:31 PM
 

She sent it to me!!!! She said it was something to share! LOL

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood


1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.


22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

Enjoy the day!
Happy Travels

Joella 



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 9/11/2009 10:08 PM
 

OMG...I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS! My face hurts, my eyes are streaming. These are great.

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 9/11/2009 10:41 PM
 

Thanks for posting it Joella. I'm never sure about posting things like that, I'm doing good to get a picture posted. My cousin sent it to me and I thought it was funny.

Our rally is only about half the number we usually have but had too much food as usual. It only rained a little at the campground today but it was flooding north and south of here.

Martha

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 9/11/2009 11:02 PM
 

This was some of those groaners that I had to send on to the grandkids. Reminded me of the RV trips we've taken with them and they have had books of this stuff! We spent miles and miles laughing over this type of goofy stuff.


Just when the caterpillar thought life was over, she became a butterfly.
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 9/11/2009 11:07 PM
 

I've seen this before and always giggle like a school girl with her first crush! But really joella, I would think that you of all people would leave out number 19! LOL!


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 9/12/2009 8:07 AM
 

Oh, hahahaha!! I gave note to that.... and thought of you!

However, I figured with us both being bikers, we could put on our big girl panties and laugh at ourselves too. Grin.

Here's to biker girls!!

Joella


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 9/12/2009 8:38 AM
 

Thanks girls, I needed that chuckle :) It's raining here in the Hill Country and I haven't been able to ride my scooter for 3 days. Although we need it, it's making me a little cranky.

I'm heading over to the rally @ Buckhorn to visit with Martha and Margareta this afternoon. Hope you all have a great weekend too! :)

Love,

Sharon


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 9/12/2009 2:18 PM
 

Photos will be taken and posted....of course!!

Y'all enjoy the visit...

Happy RVing

Joella


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 9/12/2009 11:08 PM
 

those where funny if dh wasn't watching a race I'd call him in and read it to him fun stuff

sheila

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 9/13/2009 9:37 AM
 

Sorry Joella, we didn't get any photos this time. I got to Buckhorn at the tail end of a pet rescue and adoption program. We thought of you though. The presenter just happens to belong to the daschund rescue group, so she had several in tow to find homes for. We passed them around and hugged on them, but none of us took any home with us. Although it was tempting ;)

Then we chatted away Happy Hour and the time just flew! It was wonderful seeing Martha and Margareta again :) I got my forum sister fix and...Martha spoiled me once again and made me chocolate pralines. To die for! Thanks again Martha :) Safe travels home.

Love,

Sharon


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