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 3/7/2009 11:46 PM
 
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell ear medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How! about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.
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 3/7/2009 11:52 PM
 
very funny sheila
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 3/8/2009 12:40 AM
 
HA !!! That's great - thanks for sharing :D Trudy, Molly & Murphy 37' Montana 5th wheel - "be the kind of person your dog thinks you are"

Trudy, Molly & Murphy "be the kind of person your dog thinks you are"
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 3/8/2009 3:36 PM
 
When I was 30...I'd think that funny.
Now it just sounds like "days of our lives"...
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 3/8/2009 7:29 PM
 
OMG - that's almost too close to the truth! Need to add adult Pampers! Evie with fur people, Spike & Pia and "Flitter", 26' Itasca Spirit

Evie driving Flitter, 26' Itasca Spirit with furry co-pilot, Elsa
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 3/10/2009 9:27 AM
 
LOL!! Great replys girls! I agree!
Jan Jan, Jerry, Roada the Chi and Sass the Cockatiel Roughin' It Smoothly

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 3/10/2009 10:43 PM
 
Hilarious! I couldn't wait for the punchline. 2 funny!
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