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So sorry, It showed up when I put it here and now it is gone. Really I just wanted to see how many of you would come see.....HA,HA,HA.................Not true......will see if I can get it to work cause it was cute. Thanks for being patient with me.
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Ok, here they are, but without the pictures.
Why We Love Children
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat but it was dead. “ How do you know the cat was dead?” she ask him “ because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move.” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went “PSSST !” and it didn’t move.”
A little girl goes to the barber with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.” She says, “Yes, I know and I’m gonna get boobs too.”
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three-year-old came in to the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, “Mommy you are getting fat.” I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I know,” she replied, “but what’s growing in your butt?”
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out, in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out !!”
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said, “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.” A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice. “The big sissy.”